Consoomer Probe
Where I write professional critiques about the media I consoom. TV shows, movies, books, music and other media falls within my critique. We are very lucky to be the type of humans to consoom, that is, have access to an overwhelming amount of media, so much so that many of spend our free time watching it. I am the webmaster, meaning my opinions are always right and shall not be questioned. If you limit your worldview to this tiny website, you will agree. Maybe by writing about the things I consoom, I can better appreciate the many things I consoom. Either way, I am forced to consoom not by only myself but by everyone around me, and they can say the same thing. To consoom is like a snake that tries to eat its own tail.